Sa.rah, Sarah T. 20

Jerry Conlaine: Well I was a boyscout. Tom, you were a boyscout, werent you?
Tom Marshall: No, but I ate a brownie once.

"Along the way you bump into people who make a dent on your life. Some people get struck by lightning. Some are born to sit by a river. Some have an ear for music. Some are artists. Some swim the English Channel. Some know buttons. Some know Shakespeare. Some are mothers. And some people can dance. "

"Goodbye little children, goodbye you handsome men, farewell to all you ladies and to all who knew me when. And I hope I see you down the road you ment more than I knew, as I was travelin, travelin, travelin, as I was travelin thru."

John Bender: Screws fall out all the time, the world is an imperfect place.

Chandler: You have to stop the Q-Tip when theres resistance.

Ross: Can I borrow your blue tie? Emma spit on mine.
Chandler: Okay, but youll have to give it back when I get a job. Of course, by then, ties will be obsolete and well all be wearing silver jumpsuits.